If you don’t know who Michael Jordan is by now, you probably are just not very aware of current events and you were likely living under a rock or 800 feet underground since the 1980s.
He played basketball. Lots of basketball. Was a member of the United States basketball team in the Olympics (otherwise known as the “Dream Team”) and won championships with the Chicago Bulls. Also has a brand of
overpriced and overrated sneakers still popular today.
Many people wanted to be like Mike by emulating what he did on the basketball court. Me? Nah, despite my height, I had no aspirations to be like Mike; I was and still am a horrible basketball player with no skills whatsoever. Call on me to watch a game, that’s it.
However, rather than emulate Mike’s basketball abilities, I took to other approaches. Thanks to the internet, I got to learn a lot more about “His Airness,” such as the fact he once wore a different number in a game because his jersey was stolen: